Here's a better idea. Ask the Chubster. He's always in the SEO forum, soaks up info like a sponge and most importantly IMPLEMENTS IT. Chub, if you are listening, has the help you've received in here helped you?
When the chubster started he said something like "I just don't get this stuff", I responded with "Chub, you gotta get it!". He listened, he went to work and as his regular reports show he's seeing results.
Many others don't act on the advice, they just suggest it's beyond them and look for shrtcuts - hint, there aren't (m)any shortcuts.
Here's the drill:
1. Build a website using best practice
2. Research your market and use words and phrases people search for
3. Create something that attracts links
4. Eh...
5. That's it
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