[PI Guy]

Ok This is what I have now but it runs to 2 pages.

How to serve process ANYWHERE fast:
Even to people who don’t want to be found....

Dear Legal Eagle

Wouldn’t life be easy, if all you had to do was turn up at the door, serve the paperwork and go!

As you know life isn’t always like that....some people are not where they should be, and others just don’t want to be found.

This is why it is better to hire a Process Server who can also track them down!

That’s where we come in.

Place your business with us and we promise...

(a) If anyone can find them we can. That means if we fail to find them,and you find someone else that can, we will happily refund our fee!

(b) Our team of proven investigators and enquiry agents can also find out ALL about them, we are very discrete they will never know we were looking! – We truly are a ‘one stop shop’ for all your enquiry and process server needs - anywhere in the UK. We can even instruct process on your behalf overseas.

(c) We will keep you informed on a regular basis, and give you a written report of our progress. You won’t need to chase us at all.

(d) We can be contacted 24 hours a day, and with urgent jobs we will start straight away!!

(e) There will never be any surprises on the final invoice as we will tell you before we incur any additional costs.

See what our clients have to say about us....

(14/05/2008) Thank you for your prompt service of the documents. We will definately be using your services in future and will spread the word to our colleagues here in Jamaica. Thank you again. - Sharlene Blake (Archer, Cummings & Company, Jamaica, W.I.) (03/06/2007) Just to let you know I got that court order for my son’s school, if it wasn't for you mate I wouldn't know where my son was. I would recommend you to any one who wants to find somebody, many thanks. - Tony
“I was very impressed with the service that we received from you. I have asked our Knowledge team to store your details so that anyone needing process serving in future can contact you.” - James Popperwell, Addleshaw Goddard Solicitors, London
You are welcome to call any of them if you wish.

We are pleased to offer discounted services to all our clients who utilise our services on a regular basis. Discounted packages are offered to all clients using our services more than 5 times in every calendar month, with discounts of up to 20% off our standard prices for each instruction! So quite simply, the more you and your colleagues use us, the cheaper we are!
If you don’t mind I would like to call you personally over the next few days to discuss your Process Serving needs.