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Ali, I have told you, you have 3 options:
1. Chat up Simon
, he loves a bit of girlie talk, give him a bit of flannel and Bobs your uncle.
2. Chat up Andy, aslong as you mention Bill Gates in the conversation and Lynn can listen in, he will be up for it
3. Carefully grasp said laptop with both hands, fling through window which is preferably open, sit down, relax, fag and chocolate and you will be fine.
Love Sis xxx