What does your Business lack?

Louise · #11 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 07:39

a pair of balls

a web design company owe me a lot of money, and I really need to realise that whilst they're nice guys, they're taking money out of my baby's mouth by not paying me back :sad1: I'm too nice and find it hard to separate friendships/business.

Other than that, a shed load of cash to afford a permanent web designer & SEO expert would be marvellous, thank you very much.

I'm big on ideas and low on the necessary IT skills to make them happen.

inkmaxhk.com · #12 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 07:57

I think I would say a online marketing expert!

Mike · #13 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 07:58

Time in the day! im sure my hours are being stolen by someone !

they seem to just dissapear when im looking

Cracking Media · #14 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 08:01

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Originally Posted by Mike

Time in the day! im sure my hours are being stolen by someone !

they seem to just dissapear when im looking

Hey! If you find that pesky person let me know. The same happens to me. I'm more than happy to get some friends with violin cases and send them round!

fee · #15 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 08:24

ive got 4 office chairs free here............

id tie admagic to one.........
His excellency "the king pin" .....
Greg to bounce ideas off........
and fuzzy up the naughty corner to keep me laughing all day......

seriously, id love a marketing expert to help me create "the itch" for my product, a royal SEOer to get me to The Mighty G's page 1 for the keywords "posture and handwriting help" and someone who can help me focus when my mind is off on a tangent (as it usually is) AND someone to help me laugh when im stressed out......

coe114c · #16 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 13:39

I'd like a celebrity too, (that is until I am a household name myself!) preferably one with some sort of food intolerance, I know Bob Holness is a coeliac and Dillie Keane has a wheat intolerance, do you know of any more, if so send them my way!

OldWelshGuy · #17 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 14:13

My business lacks a topless PA! I have had endless discussions with ym wife, who for some odd reason (known only unto her) she believes this is likely to hinder my production (of work

)

Now I am not fussy about this, I would like her to be blonde, pretty and be called Cameron Diaz! In fact, I would accept her in just a bikin top to kep the missus happy!

I know that some think this sexist (as does my darling wifey, BUT I pointed out that I would ALSO be topless, so sexism doesn't come into it

Ok on a serious front, what does my business need? it needs a new google desktop fridge, because mine broke down

pvcprinting · #18 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 18:42

Anybody got a job

An Oasis · #19 (**permalink**) 30-06-2008, 19:35

I just need another one of me, can't keep up with what is going on now and we want to open up a southern branch...although I have to admit the idea of franchising the operation throughout the UK is quite appealing.