Feels like Friday

pvcprinting · #1 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 19:58

Feels like a Friday today for some reason

not exactly sure that is a good or bad thing??

Answer on the back of a beermat to.........

Fuzzy · #2 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 19:59

Well, Fuzzy needs cheering up, so don't give a wholie hoot what day it is - sock it to me

pvcprinting · #3 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 20:03

Awww Fuzzy....whats up angel

boxby · #4 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 20:04

I've got a definite POETS day feeling!

Fuzzy · #5 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 20:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by pvcprinting

Awww Fuzzy....whats up angel

Just throw me the funnies Pete!

pvcprinting · #6 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 20:07

Hope you got big hands fuzzy

Give me a Catagory for a funny and will see what i can do

Fuzzy · #7 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 20:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by pvcprinting

Hope you got big hands fuzzy

Give me a Catagory for a funny and will see what i can do

Just post them in this thread?

pvcprinting · #8 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 20:19

A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."
"Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that."
"Why not asked the customer?"
"Because that's my husband

pvcprinting · #9 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 20:23

This woman decides to buy a self-assembly cupboard. Back home she reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the bedroom. It looks really neat. Then, a train passes and the whole cupboard collapses. Not daunted by this she re-reads the instructions and reassembles the cupboard. Then, another train passes and the whole cupboard collapses again. Thinking that she must have done *something* wrong she re-re-reads the instructions and re-re-assembles the cupboard. Then, a train passes and the whole cupboard collapses yet again. Now, she's finally fed up with this and calls the customer service deparment. She is told that this is quite impossible and that they'll send along a technician to have a look. The technician arrives and assembles the cupboard. Then, a train passes and the cupboard collapses. Completely baffled by this unexpected event, the technician decides to reassemble the cupboard and sit inside it to see whether he can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse. At this point, the woman's husband comes home, sees the cupboard and says: "That's a nice looking cupboard", and opens it.
Says the technician: "You won't believe me, but I'm standing here waiting for a train".

pvcprinting · #10 (**permalink**) 20-03-2008, 20:24

An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough. In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in the water. The tourist decides to humour the fellow and asks: "Have you caught anything yet?" The village idiot looks up and studies the stranger, before saying: "Aye, you be the seventh today."