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    So 19th of December wife flies to Florida to see granchildren.

    Leaving her superior half,with the prospect of a tin of cold soup for his xmas dinner.

    The fact that he is a frail old pensioner,don't bother her one jot.

    I mean if I had known this 45 years ago.I doubt I would have married the old bat.

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    If she hides the tin opener before she goes then you know you ****ed mate.

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    Tried whinging to all the female friends I have,but best offer I have had so far is a cuppa and a mince pie on boxing day.

    As I live up an unmade road even the local takaways won't deliver.

    So my question is this what setting do I put the washing machine on to cook a turkey.

    Or should I call the Sally army.?

    I was going to try one of the age concerns dinner clubs,but all the people I see coming out of there look half dead to me.

    So the food can't be much cop.

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    you can come to ours alvin, we have 12 already coming, so you could be lucky number 13 now we have 6 veg, 3 meats and all the trimmings so you wont be disappointed im sure - it helps when yer sister is a cook!!
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    Get yourself on MSN Alvin, We'll have a laugh on Christmas day if your feeling lonely buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indizine View Post
    you can come to ours alvin, we have 12 already coming, so you could be lucky number 13 now we have 6 veg, 3 meats and all the trimmings so you wont be disappointed im sure - it helps when yer sister is a cook!!
    Blimey Sandra the prospect of coming to your gaff for Christmas has made me mouth water.

    The food sounds good as well.

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    wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all

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    So what did you do on Christmas Day Alvin? The suspense is killing me!!

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