Christmas with Scrooge

[Alvin]

So 19th of December wife flies to Florida to see granchildren.

Leaving her superior half,with the prospect of a tin of cold soup for his xmas dinner.

The fact that he is a frail old pensioner,don't bother her one jot.

I mean if I had known this 45 years ago.I doubt I would have married the old bat.

Alvin

[Barry]

If she hides the tin opener before she goes then you know you ****ed mate.

Ta

Baz

[Alvin]

Tried whinging to all the female friends I have,but best offer I have had so far is a cuppa and a mince pie on boxing day.

As I live up an unmade road even the local takaways won't deliver.

So my question is this what setting do I put the washing machine on to cook a turkey.

Or should I call the Sally army.?

I was going to try one of the age concerns dinner clubs,but all the people I see coming out of there look half dead to me.

So the food can't be much cop.

Alvin

[Indizine]

you can come to ours alvin, we have 12 already coming, so you could be lucky number 13 now we have 6 veg, 3 meats and all the trimmings so you wont be disappointed im sure - it helps when yer sister is a cook!!

[Punched]

Get yourself on MSN Alvin, We'll have a laugh on Christmas day if your feeling lonely buddy

[Alvin]

you can come to ours alvin, we have 12 already coming, so you could be lucky number 13 now we have 6 veg, 3 meats and all the trimmings so you wont be disappointed im sure - it helps when yer sister is a cook!!

Blimey Sandra the prospect of coming to your gaff for Christmas has made me mouth water.

The food sounds good as well.

Alvin

[iamjohns]

wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all

[adriennep]

So what did you do on Christmas Day Alvin? The suspense is killing me!!