If she hides the tin opener before she goes then you know you ****ed mate.
Ta
Baz
So 19th of December wife flies to Florida to see granchildren.
Leaving her superior half,with the prospect of a tin of cold soup for his xmas dinner.
The fact that he is a frail old pensioner,don't bother her one jot.
I mean if I had known this 45 years ago.I doubt I would have married the old bat.
Alvin
If she hides the tin opener before she goes then you know you ****ed mate.
Ta
Baz
Tried whinging to all the female friends I have,but best offer I have had so far is a cuppa and a mince pie on boxing day.
As I live up an unmade road even the local takaways won't deliver.
So my question is this what setting do I put the washing machine on to cook a turkey.
Or should I call the Sally army.?
I was going to try one of the age concerns dinner clubs,but all the people I see coming out of there look half dead to me.
So the food can't be much cop.
Alvin
you can come to ours alvin, we have 12 already coming, so you could be lucky number 13now we have 6 veg, 3 meats and all the trimmings so you wont be disappointed im sure - it helps when yer sister is a cook!!
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Alvin (28-11-2009)
Get yourself on MSN Alvin, We'll have a laugh on Christmas day if your feeling lonely buddy![]()
Alvin (29-11-2009)
So what did you do on Christmas Day Alvin? The suspense is killing me!!