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30-03-2008, 11:27
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CV of the Year
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30-03-2008, 11:56
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Class - They probably hired him - his language skills are probably better than most of their other employees
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30-03-2008, 11:58
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That is hilarious, nice one!
Jay
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30-03-2008, 12:26
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Top Post had me in histerics!
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30-03-2008, 12:28
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Glad you enjoyed it.
Do you think I'll get interviewed by Alan Sugar if I did one like this? 
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30-03-2008, 12:33
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Haha brilliant, Can't believe they actually hired him!
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31-03-2008, 07:07
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The Curriculum Vitae (CV) at the end of the day is just words on paper and is written to get the interview. It is the recruiter's or employer's responsibility to determine what it these words actually mean. I am not saying that the job candidate maybe "lying" on the CV, but the reader's interpretation of skills, experience, abilities etc. communicated may not be the same as the candidate's. IT DOES WORK BOTH WAYS: What job ads really mean ================== Competitive salary = We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition. Join our fast-paced company = We have no time to train you. Casual work atmosphere = We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. Some overtime required = Some every night and some every weekend. Duties will vary = Anyone in the office can boss you around. Must have an eye for detail = We have no quality assurance. Career-minded = Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). Apply in person = If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told that the position has been filled. Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience = You'll need it to replace the three people who just quit. Problem-solving skills a must = You're walking into perpetual chaos. Requires team leadership skills = You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. Good communication skills = Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it. All the best Mike Kelley www.cv-service.org
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