A father goes into a toy shop to buy his daughter a present for her birthday
He approaches the sales girl behind the counter " Excuse me, I know my daughter really wants a Barbie. How much are the dolls in the window?"
The sales person answers
"Which one do you mean, sir? We have
Workout Barbie for £19.95
Shopping Barbie for £19.95
Beach Barbie for £19.95
Disco Barbie for £19.95
Then there is Divorced Barbie for £265.95."
"WHAT?" The father replies.
"Why is Divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
The annoyed sales person rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers
"Well, the other Barbies are all lovely but Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's House
Ken's Car
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer
One of Ken's friends and a keychain made with Ken's testicles!"
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