"You did it whilst chasing after a mugger, and you kicked him so hard you broke your toes "
Seriously, unless you've broken bones you have no idea how much it hurts. I like to compare it with having 200 land rovers parked on your broken body part. It hurts man.
You have my sympathy dot, I stubbed my toe on a big pebble on the beach a couple of weeks ago. Not sure if it was actually broken but I had a very attractive bruise!
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Ouch! Bucket load of sympathy from me too I broke my big toe in Ikea a few years ago (dropped a massive box on it whilst trying to manhandle it through the checkout) but as a dishy guy was serving me, and there was a MAHOOSIVE queue of people behind, I managed to just let out an anguished yelp, before hobbling outside and sobbing for England. I speak from experience that family-sized chocolate bars washed down with a jug of wine is a great cure-all. Hope you're ok soon.