Apple announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
They announced last week that they had started selling food...
Someone went in and purchased a chicken, but there was only one problem she said, it only had 1 leg and didn't come with any instructions on how to cook it.
But I suppose the iTit could define a "banging" choon!